There was a proper Chinese businessman visiting a newly acquired business in the United States. As a gesture of good will, the executives of his newly acquired business took him out to a golf course for a round of golf. The man had never played the game before.
Upon his return to China, his family asked what he had done in the United States. The man replied, "Played most interesting game. Hit little white ball with long stick in large cow pasture . . ."
The man continued, "Name of game is 'Oh Sh**.'"