Death
row sing along
There
was an inmate on death row, and he was scheduled to be put to death
by firing
squad the next morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards
were being very
nice to him.
But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his
last meal,
he didn't want anything special. When they asked if there was something
special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.
Finally
when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he
wanted a cigarette
and a blindfold. "No," the inmate said, "just get it
over with."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said
the
guard. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"
The inmate
thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I
would
really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time
through, with
no interruptions." The guard nodded and told him to go
ahead.
The
inmate started..."One million bottles of beer on the wall......!"