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God
and Computer
In
the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there be
light! #Please login. %>login God #Password?. %>Omniscient
#Password incorrect. Try again. %>Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try
again. %>Technocrat #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March
1. %>Let there be light! #Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%>Create light #Done %>Run heaven_and_earth #And God created
Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00
AM, Sunday, March 1. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March
2. %>Let there be firmament in the midst of waters dividing the waters
which are under and above the firmament #Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%>Create firmament #Done. %>Run firmament #And God created the
heaven. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM,
Monday, March 2. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
%>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let
the dry land appear and #Too many characters in specification string. Try
again. %>Create dry_land #Done. %>Run dry_land #And God
created the Earth & Seas. God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged
off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. #And God logged on at 12:01:00
AM, Wednesday, March 4. %>Create lights in the firmament to divide the
day from the night #Unspecified type. Try again. %>Create sun_moon_stars
#Done %>Run sun_moon_stars #And God created the sun moon and stars.
And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday,
March 4. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. %>Create
fish #Done %>Create fowl #Done %>Run fish, fowl #And
God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth
wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its
kind. #And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00
AM, Thursday, March 5. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March
6. %>Create cattle #Done %>Create creepy_things #Done
%>Now let us make man in our image #Unspecified type. Try again. %>Create
man #Done %>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue
it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the
air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth #Too many
command operands. Try again. %>Run multiplication #Execution terminated.
6 errors. %>Insert breath #Done %>Run multiplication #Execution
terminated. 5 errors. %>Move man to Garden of Eden #File Garden of
Eden does not exist. %>Create Garden.edn #Done %>Move man to
Garden.edn #Done %>Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 4
errors. %>Copy woman from man #Done %>Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 2 errors. %>Create desire #Done %>Run
multiplication #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. %>Create
freewill #Done %>Run freewill #And God saw man and woman being
fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit on this
run of multiplication. 1 errors. %>Undo desire #Desire cannot be undone
once freewill is created. %>Destroy freewill #Freewill is an inaccessible
file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
%>Help #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. #Freewill
is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel,
or ask for help. %>Create tree_of_knowledge #And God saw man and woman
being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit
on this run of multiplication. 1 errors. %>Create good, evil #Done
%>Activate evil #And God saw he had created shame. #Warning system
error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors. %>Scan
Garden.edn for man, woman #Search failed. %>Delete shame #Shame
cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. %>Destroy freewill
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement,
cancel, or ask for help. %>Stop #Unrecognizable command. Try again
%>Break %>Break %>Break #ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION
ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN
FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF. %>Create new world #You have exceeded
your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can
be created. %>Destroy earth #Destroy earth: Are you sure you want to
destroy earth? (Y or N) %>Y #COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES
WILL RESUME SUNDAY, #MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW. #And God
logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6. #MARCH 8 AT 6:01 AM #Please
login. %>login God #ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER
MALFUNCTION #USER FILE CORRUPTED * PLEASE SIGN IN AS NEW AGAIN #SORRY
FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE %>NEW #PLEASE ENTER A USER NAME TO BE USED ON
THIS SYSTEM %>God #NAME ALREADY TAKEN * PLEASE CHOOSE ANOTHER NAME
%>who is God #God = B.GATES * NO FURTHER INFORMATION AVAILABLE
#And NEW logged off |
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