How
shit happens
In
the Beginning was The Plan
And then came the Assumptions
And the Assumptions
were without form
And the Plan was completely without substance
And the
darkness was upon the face of the Workers
And the Workers spoke amongst themselves,
saying
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
And the Workers
went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,
"It is a pail of dung and none
may abide the odor thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers
and sayeth unto them,
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong,
such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors
and sayeth,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And
the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another,
"It contains
that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors
went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,
"It promotes growth
and is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President
and sayeth unto him,
"This new Plan will actively promote the growth and
efficiency of this
Company, and in these Areas in particular."
And
the President looked upon The Plan,
And saw that it was good, and The Plan
became Policy.
And this is how Shit Happens.