Jokes

Animal World
At Work
Bar
Blonde
Celebrities
Chav
Children
Christmas
Computer
Criminal
Elderly
Food & Drink
Foreign
Genie
Knock Knock
Lawyers & Legal
Light Bulb
Marriage & Relationship
Medicine
Movies & T.V
Music
Pirate

Political
Religion & Church
School & College
Sex
Sport
Travel
War & Military
Yo Mamma

 

Joint Sentance

A man was taken to court for stealing an item from a store. The man said
to the judge, "Your Honor, I'm a Christian. I've become a new man. But I
have and old nature also. It was not my new man who did wrong. It was my
old man."
The judge responded, "Since it was the old man that broke the law, we'll
sentence him to 60 days in jail. And since the new man was an accomplice
in the theft, we'll give him 30 days, too. I therefore sentence you both
to 90 days in jail."

HomeContactForumHelpLinksBoss Alert!