One day, a man and a priest were playing golf and the man had a 3 foot putt. He took the shot and missed, "Oh Bugger I missed," he shouted. The priest then said, "Look. If you swear, God will send a lightning bolt from Heaven and it will strike you down." The man acknowledged and then continued to play. Later on the man had a 2 foot putt. He missed again and shouted, "Bugger! I missed." The priest again said, "Listen to me, if you swear God will strike you down." They played on. A few holes later the man had a 1 foot putt. He lined up the shot... and missed. "Oh Bugger, I missed," he shouted. Then, a lightning bolt came down and hit the priest. "Oh Bugger, I missed," said God.