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Staring down the bench to announce the terms

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the
divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:
"I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month."

To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty
kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."