There
were three Jazz players
There were three
jazz players getting ready for a concert. One got done early so he went
to a Burger King. He went up to the manager who got mad easily and said,"I
want a burger 2,3,4, a juicy burger 2,3,4, not too juicy and not too
plain in the grove 2,3,4, in the grove 2,3,4." The manager decided
not to let this guy bother him. Now the second jazz player comes in
and says,"I want some fries 2,3,4, some salty fries 2,3,4, not
too salty and not too plain in the grove 2,3,4, in the grove 2,3,4."
Now the manager is mad and says,"If one more person comes in here
and sings that stupid joke I'm going to scream!" So the third jazz
player comes in and says,"I want a soda 2,3,4, a fizzy soda 2,3,4,
not too fizzy and not too plain in the grove 2,3,4, in the grove 2,3,4.
Now the manager is furious and turns around, takes off his apron and
says,"Kiss my butt 2,3,4, my hairy butt 2,3,4, not to the left
and not to the right in the grove 2,3,4, in the grove 2,3,4!