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There were three men stranded on an island

They had been there for a very long time, when one morning a magic lamp washed upon the shore.
The men saw it and picked it up. The men rubbed the lamp and a genie popped appeared. After the genie rose up he granted the men one wish each.

The first man thought about his wish and made it count. After thinking the man finally said, "I wish I was back at home." Then poof, he disappeared.

The second man thought long and hard about his wish. Finally the man said, "I wish I was at home with my family." Then poof, he vanished.

The last wish went to the last man on the island. He looked around and felt very lonely. It took a while to think of a good wish and finally an idea came into his mind.

The third man said, "I wish that my two best friends were on this island with me," and poof, the two other men appeared on the island again.

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