Three
guys who were lost at sea
Three
guys who were lost at sea ended up landing on an unfamiliar island.
After wandering around for a while, a group of natives picked them up
and took them to their hut. The chief came up to them and said, "We
will let you live, if you can go out into the jungle and bring me 10
pieces of fruit." So the men agree and take off. The first guy
brings back 10 apples and places them before the chief. "Now, you
must stick the apples up your ass and not show a bit of emotion, or
else we will kill you." The guy got one, and on the second, he
flinched and was killed. The second guy walks up and shows the chief
10 berries. He is given the same task and makes it up to 8 and then
begins to laugh histerically. He is also killed. When the second guy
gets to heaven and meets up with the first, the first asks him "You
almost had it! Why did you laugh??" The second replies, "I
couldnt help it. I got the 8th up there and saw the other guy walking
up with pineapples."