Two
hobo's are walking down railroad tracks
Two hobo's are walking down railroad
tracks, haven't eaten in a couple days, and are starving. Ahead of them,
lying on the tracks, is a dead buzzard....maggots crawling all over
the badly decomposed bird...green flies swarming the stinking mass.
Stopping to stare at the smelly thing, one hobo says, "Let's eat
this bastard." The other hobo says, "Naw, I'm gonna wait and
have a HOT meal." The first hobo replies, "Well, I'm too damned
hungry to wait, I'm eatin' this fuckin' buzzard". The second hobo
says, "Suit yourself, but I ain't waitin' on you", and starts
down the tracks again. Ravenously, the first hobo begins stuffing the
rotton bird into his mouth. After licking the last maggot from his lips,
he looks down the tracks and sees his buddy....by now about a mile away...
and takes off running to catch up. After running 10 minutes in the hot
August sun, the hobo catches up to his buddy.....sweating...panting....stomach
churning from the rotten buzzard he'd just eaten. Suddenly he begins
to puke....every bit of the rotten buzzard is now laying in a putrid
mass on the tracks. The second hobo smiles at the first hobo and says,
"See?? I told you I was gonna wait for a HOT meal".